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Same Day Dispatch
When ordered before 3PM BST
Express Delivery Available
30 Day 'No Quibbles' Guarantee
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Smoking
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Take up smoking the safe way.
- Two fake cigarettes with the appearance of smoke, embers and ash.
- Ages 9+
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How much did they say that table was worth on the Antiques Road Show? Not any more!.
- Realistic half smoked cigarette with brown 'burn' attached.
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Help a friend to kick the habit by squirting them with water.
- Hollow Plastic Lighter which squirts water.
- Ages 3+.
- 5cm.
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Long and elegant.
- Plastic cigarette holder 34cms (13 1/2 inches).
- Ages 3 up.
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Use one per cigarette for an exploding prank that will shock the smoker.
- 10 bangers for use in cigarettes.
- Ages 16 and up.
- Use one at a time.
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Passive smoking never smelt so bad.
- Five pellets.
- Ages 16 and up.
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Looks like it is really smoking.
- Single 'cigar' with foil end and containing fine powder.
- Ages 3 and up.
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Dog ends which puff smoke.
- Two Cigarette ends which let out smoke effect when blown.
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Where's me spinach?
- 14cm long plastic brown and black pipe.
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"It's elementary my dear Watson,"
- Non functional plastic pipe.
- Ages 3 up.
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Postage & Packaging Policy
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In the UK
- Pay per item what it costs to send.
- Maximum of £2:95 per order.
- Standard delivery FREE for orders over £40:00
- Standard delivery usually within 1-3 working days.
- Express delivery available: £6.95 Mainland UK only. Order before 3pm for next working day service.
Delivery outside the United Kingdom
- Pay per item what it costs to send.
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card number.
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used.
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- Prices are shown in GBP (£) and include VAT.
- US Dollars ($) and Euros (€) selectable in the basket.
- Pay with:
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• Cheques and Postal Orders (UK only)
Privacy
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- We do not share/sell any of your personal information.
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