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A Ticket!!!? But I was only gone for two minutes!!
- Fake card parking ticket and confession slip so you can tell them who did it, if you want.
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Always throw a six.
- Ages 3 +. Small Parts.
- One normal, one loaded to come up six.
- Wooden.
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Eww Yuck. Pavement Pizza! .
- 20cm x 16cm,
- Plastic Vomit with lumps and bubbly spittle
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Look what someone's done to your new car!
- 24 x 5 cms self adhesive black sticker.
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Nip out for a bite.
- Ages 3 and up.
- Safe and non toxic.
- Beware of sharp functional components.
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Good for vampires and faking mouth injuries.
- Four blood capsules.
- Harmless and non toxic.
- Not recommended for under 9 years.
- Do not swallow.
- Contains food colouring.
- Ingredients: Soda Bicarbonate, Citric acid, E162 Beetroot Red, E129 Allura, E160a Beta Carotene, Salt, Gelatine.
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Complete your night stalker look.
- One size fits all.
- Top and bottom set.
- Do not have a fitting putty but may be used with commercial dental adhesive.
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Realistic looking horror wound.
- Slip on plastic finger with blood covered bandage.
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£1.47
+ P&P
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Scared of needles? Don't worry, this is actually a retractable pen.
- Working Novelty Pen.
- Fake 5ml syringe - in red or blue.
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£1.25
+ P&P
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Perfect for Doctors and Nurses. These fake syringes look lurid but actually only contain a working highlighter pen.
- Working Novelty Highlighter Pen
- Fake 5ml syringe with cap - choose from Yellow or Pink
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Why wait until the full moon? Turn yourself into a werewolf anytime with these dog like teeth.
- One size fits all.
- Soft and comfortable top and bottom set with pointed teeth and fangs.
- Does not have fitting putty but may be used with commercial dental adhesive.
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Looks right but won't write.
- 9.5 cm wooden pencil.
- Realistic with HB marked on side of pencil and eraser end.
- Rubber nib, does not write.
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Disgusting fake bogie.
- Rubber snot 15cm long.
- Ages 3 and up
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What do you want? Blood? Now you can give it to them.
- Approx 20ml fake blood.
- May cause temporary skin discolouration.
- May stain fabric.
- Do not swallow. 3 years and up.
- Ingredients: Methyl Cellulose, Water, Colouring (Sunset Yellow E110/FD&C Yellow 6, Amaranth E123/FD&C Red 2).
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Eye to eye contact
- Plastic floating eyeball.
- 2.5cm diameter.
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Chim Chimminey Trouble.
- Sachet of Rubber Buffings which resemble soot but brush off easily.
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Runny gooey red putty in a little blood bag.
- Red slime in 'I/V Bag' shaped packet
- Packet measures 13cm x 8cm
- Snip off tab at bottom of bag to open, then squeeze out the slime putty
- Not suitable for children under 3 yrs
- May stain wall paper, painter or wooden surfaces and soft furnishings
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Category: Practical Jokes > Smoking
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How much did they say that table was worth on the Antiques Road Show? Not any more!.
- Realistic half smoked cigarette with brown 'burn' attached.
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Category: Practical Jokes > Smoking
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Take up smoking the safe way.
- Two fake cigarettes with the appearance of embers and ash.
- Ages 9+. Adult item - NOT a toy - Choking Hazard.
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