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Fake Parking Ticket
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Code: 121-208

Fake Parking Ticket

A Ticket!!!? But I was only gone for two minutes!!

  • Fake card parking ticket and confession slip so you can tell them who did it, if you want.

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Loaded Dice
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Code: 121-180

Loaded Dice

Always throw a six.

  • Ages 3 +. Small Parts.
  • One normal, one loaded to come up six.
  • Wooden.

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Fake Vomit
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Code: 120-040

Fake Sick

Eww Yuck. Pavement Pizza! .

  • 20cm x 16cm,
  • Plastic Vomit with lumps and bubbly spittle

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Snot Nose
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Code: 121-225

Snot Nose

Disgusting fake bogie.

  • Rubber snot 15cm long.
  • Ages 3 and up

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Fun Blood
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Code: 121-125

Fun Blood

What do you want? Blood? Now you can give it to them.

  • Approx 20ml fake blood.
  • May cause temporary skin discolouration.
  • May stain fabric.
  • Do not swallow. 3 years and up.
  • Ingredients: Methyl Cellulose, Water, Colouring (Sunset Yellow E110/FD&C Yellow 6, Amaranth E123/FD&C Red 2).

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Floating Eyeball
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Code: 121-110

Floating Eyeball

Eye to eye contact

  • Plastic floating eyeball.
  • 2.5cm diameter.

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Car Scratch
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Code: 121-010

Car Scratch

Look what someone's done to your new car!

  • 24 x 5 cms self adhesive black sticker.

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Dracula Fangs
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Code: 120-060

Dracula Fangs

Complete your night stalker look.

  • One size fits all.
  • Top and bottom set.
  • Do not have a fitting putty but may be used with commercial dental adhesive.

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Magic Soot
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Code: 121-248

Magic Soot

Chim Chimminey Trouble.

  • Sachet of Rubber Buffings which resemble soot but brush off easily.

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Living Arm Illusion
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Code: 121-280

Living Arm

Can somebody give me a hand?

  • Latex glove and severed arm apparatus.
  • Velcro closure.

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Cut Finger
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Code: 121-246

Cut Finger

Realistic looking horror wound.

  • Slip on plastic finger with blood covered bandage.

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Wobbly Pencil
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Code: 121-249

Wobbly Pencil

Looks right but won't write.

  • 9.5 cm wooden pencil.
  • Realistic with HB marked on side of pencil and eraser end.
  • Rubber nib, does not write.

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Fake Blood Filled Syringe - Novelty Pen
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Code: 121-282

Fake Syringe

Scared of needles? Don't worry, this is actually a retractable pen.

  • Working Novelty Pen.
  • Fake 5ml syringe - fake blood filled.

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luminous fangs
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Out of stock
Code: 121-145

Luminous Vampire Fangs

Nip out for a bite.

  • Ages 3 and up.
  • Safe and non toxic.
  • Beware of sharp functional components.

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Frothing blood capsules
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Code: 121-115

Frothing Blood Capsules

Good for vampires and faking mouth injuries.

  • Four blood capsules.
  • Harmless and non toxic.
  • Not recommended for under 9 years.
  • Do not swallow.
  • Contains food colouring.
  • Ingredients: Soda Bicarbonate, Citric acid, E162 Beetroot Red, E129 Allura, E160a Beta Carotene, Salt, Gelatine.

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Wolfman or Vampire Teeth
£0.75
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Out of stock
Code: 120-065

Wolfman Teeth

Howling good fun.

  • Plastic Glow in the Dark fangs.
  • One size.
  • Ages 3 and up.

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Category: Practical Jokes > Smoking

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Code: 121-045

Lit Cigarettes

Take up smoking the safe way.

  • Two fake cigarettes with the appearance of smoke, embers and ash.
  • Ages 9+

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Category: Practical Jokes > Smoking
Cigarette Burn
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Code: 121-050

Cigarette Burn

How much did they say that table was worth on the Antiques Road Show? Not any more!.

  • Realistic half smoked cigarette with brown 'burn' attached.

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Category: Practical Jokes > Smoking
Puff Puff
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Out of stock
Code: 121-150

Puff Puff Cigar

Looks like it is really smoking.

  • Single 'cigar' with foil end and containing fine powder.
  • Ages 3 and up.

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