Poo

Contact | FAQ | P&P | Checkout

Bookmark with:

Posted Same Day
When ordered before 3PM BST
Express Delivery Available

30 Day 'No Quibbles' Guarantee


SillyJokes Newsletter Click here for details

Poo

£1.22
+ P&P


Web Price: £1.22 + P&P In stock Code: 121-099

Dog Poo

Get your pooper scooper ready.

5cm or 2 inches diameter.
Plastic poop.

£3.43
+ P&P


Web Price: £3.43 + P&P RRP £3.54 In stock Code: 121-094

The Dog Ate My Homework

It's the oldest excuse in the book but now you can prove it! The dog really did eat your homework!

£1.71
+ P&P


Web Price: £1.71 + P&P In stock Code: 121-093

Large Round Poo

This nicely tapered and artistically curled poo looks a few days old.

Roughly 4 inches x 3 inches.

£1.71
+ P&P


Web Price: £1.71 + P&P In stock Code: 121-092

Fresh Look Curly Poo

It's just been done so it's still shiny.

Freshly laid look.
Medium dog size. Roughly 3.5inch across.

£1.71
+ P&P


Web Price: £1.71 + P&P In stock Code: 121-091

Long Poo with Sheen

This long poo is shiny so looks nice and fresh.

Fake long poo with a sheen to give it that freshly laid look.

£1.95
+ P&P


Web Price: £1.95 + P&P In stock Code: 120-016

Gift Wrapped Dog Poo

This squidgy sticky dog poo comes gift wrapped for that 'Special' person in your life.

Gift Wrapped, 8cm or one Standard Poodle.
Colours of wrapping AND poo may vary.
Not a toy. Not suitable for children under 14.
Flammable

£1.42
+ P&P


Web Price: £1.42 + P&P In stock Code: 122-030

Bird Doo

Give your friend's car an Avian Arial Assault

6 removable bird doo splat stickers. All weather washable vinyl. Each sheet 15x10cm (6"x4").

£1.42
+ P&P


Web Price: £1.42 + P&P In stock Code: 122-033

Flinging Monkey Poo

Have you been on safari lately? Thought so.

6 removable monkey poo splat stickers. All weather washable vinyl. Each sheet 15x10cm (6"x4").

Postage & Packaging Policy

In the UK

Pay per item what it costs to send.
Maximum of £2:95 per order.
Standard delivery FREE for orders over £40:00
Standard delivery usually within 1-3 working days.
Express delivery available: £6.95 Mainland UK only. Order before 3pm for next working day service.

Delivery outside the United Kingdom

Pay per item what it costs to send.

Security

Our secure server encrypts all your personal information including payment card number.
You'll see the padlock symbol throughout our checkout process.
We have a Thawte 2048 bit encryption system. At the browser 128 Bit SSL is used.

Payment

Prices are shown in GBP (£) and include VAT.
US Dollars ($) and Euros (€) selectable in the basket.
Pay with: • Credit cards • Debit cards • PayPal • Cheques and Postal Orders (UK only)

Privacy

We will not send you unsolicited email messages or TXTs.
We do not share/sell any of your personal information.
Read our full Privacy Policy

Home, Site Map, About Us, Link to Us, Terms And Conditions, Bookmark

Top of Page