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Dirty Tricks
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Bless a my soul whatsa wrong with me? I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree.
- Contains Crushed Rosehips.
- Do not use on sensitive skin.
- Ages 9+
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Looks white, washes dirty
- 6cm x 3.5cm cake of white soap with black nigrosine dye in the back.
- Wash off with plain soap and water.
- Ages 3+.
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960 bombs to fill and fling.
- Big Value Box of 48 packets each containing 20 water bomb balloons.
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20 bombs to fill and fling.
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Atishchoo, Atishchoo we all fall down.
- Contains pepper.
- Ages 9 and up.
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Sugar cube with attitude.
- One cube of fake sugar (wrapped for freshness).
- Contains: Citric Acid, Soda Bicarbonate, Dextrose, E471, Dried Skimmed milk.
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Turns a drink into a red frothy potion.
- One cube.
- Ages 4 and up.
- Contains: Bicarbonate of Soda, Tartaric Acid, Dextrin, Eggwhite, Carmoisine, Ponceau 4R (E124), Lactose, Cellulose Powder, Cellulose Microcrystalline, Magnesium Stearate, Sodiumcarboxy7methyl Starch.
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"Sorry mate, I've only got a note. Do you have change for a Million pounds?"
- Fake £1,000,000 bank note
- Crisp glossy feel of a freshly printed bank note
- From the Bank of Being - this note has no cash redemption value
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Give your mate a black eye
- 7cm 'scope' with black eye powder.
- Ages 3+
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Take back what's yours.
- About 90cm of nylon line on a fast retracting spool.
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Makes a mean cup of tea.
- One tea bag.
- Contains tea and chilli.
- Ages 3+
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Classic blue ink which disappears in it's own. ADULTS ONLY.
- Adults Only.
- Alkaline substance.
- Use only as directed.
- Keep away from children.
- Ingredients: Water, thymolphthalein, Sodium Hydroxide.
- Do not drink.
- In case of eye or mouth contact drench and seek medical advice.
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Postage & Packaging Policy
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In the UK
- Pay per item what it costs to send.
- Maximum of £2:95 per order.
- Standard delivery FREE for orders over £40:00
- Standard delivery usually within 1-3 working days.
- Express delivery available: £6.95 Mainland UK only. Order before 3pm for next working day service.
Delivery outside the United Kingdom
- Pay per item what it costs to send.
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