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Critters

Spider 5cm
£0.75
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Code: 121-206

Spider

Believable web spinner.

  • Black plastic spider.
  • 5cm across.

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Six Small Spiders
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Code: 121-216

Small Spiders

Half a dozen plastic arachnids.

  • Pack of six plastic spiders.
  • 2.5 cm leg span.

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Fly in Ice Cube
£1.49
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Code: 121-190

Fly in Ice Cube

Breaks the ice at parties. An all time classic.

  • Plastic ice cube containing a fake fly.
  • Ages 3 +.

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Six small fake flies
£0.75
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Code: 121-217

Fake Flies

Shoo fly, don't bother me!

  • Fake flies with clear wings.
  • Six per pack.
  • 1.5cm long.

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Large Black Rat
£1.95
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Code: 121-218

Large Rat

Nasty big rodent for your house.

  • Black plastic squeaky rat.
  • 12 cm tall, 34 cm long to tip of tail.

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Earth Worm
£0.99
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Code: 121-223

Earthworm

Gardeners love 'em so why do they make people scream?

  • 18cm long, life sized
  • Stretchy rubber earthworm.

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Fake Snake 53cm
£1.95
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Code: 121-209

Plastic Snake

All that trouble in Eden and it was only a fake snake.

  • PVC fake snake.
  • 54cm long when lying as in picture.

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Green Snake
£1.65
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Code: 121-210

Green Snake

Do you know any parcel tongue?

  • PVC snake.
  • Painted green.
  • Ages 3 and up.
  • 50cm as he lies.

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Black Rubber Bat
£1.25
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Colour 
Black - In stock
Code: 121-260
Glow - Out of stock

Rubber Bat

They'll drive you batty.

  • Rubber bats with string.
  • 25cm wingspan

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Glow in the Dark stick on Spiders Web
£1.25
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Code: 121-212

Glow Web

Stick it on your window for a creepy glowing spider based decoration.

  • Rubber glow in the dark web with spider at centre.
  • 35cm diameter.
  • Attaches with suckers.

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Glow in the dark Rat
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Code: 121-219

Glow Rat

He used to live near the nuclear power station.

  • Glow in the dark rat with red eyes.
  • Squeaks.
  • Body 13cm, tail 18cm.

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Squigler
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Code: 121-224

Squigler

Make him come alive in your hand.

  • One colourful fluffy squigler and line.
  • Ages 3+
  • Colours vary.

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Fake Mouse
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Code: 121-229

Fake Rubber Mouse

"I saw a mouse,",
"Where?", "Where? Over there,"

  • 7cm body.
  • 17cm long with tail.
  • Grey rubber.

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Neon Spiders - flexible legs & feathered bodies
£3.95
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Colour 
Green - In stock
Code: 031-140
Orange - In stock
Code: 031-141
Purple - In stock
Code: 031-142

Neon Halloween Spiders

Gorgeous fluffy spiders you won't want to put away after Halloween.

  • Dyed chick feather covered body,
  • Flock covered plastic legs with hinges.
  • Body roughly 21cm / 8 Inch circumference, legs approx 21cm / 8 Inch long.
  • Elastic string for hanging.
  • Colours: Green, Orange and Purple

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Stretchy Web
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Code: 340-107

Fuzzy Black Stretchable Web

3 fty Fuzzy stretchy spiders web shape

  • Fuzzy black spiders web,
  • 61cm x 61cm (2ft)
  • Stretches to over 90cm (3ft).

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Fake Spider and Fly
£0.89
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Code: 121-234

Fake Spider and Fly

A spider and fly combo. Just see how many ways you can use them to freak out your friends.

  • Fake plastic 5cm spider
  • and a 1.5cm fly.

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Fake Cockroach
£0.85
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Web Price: £0.85 + P&P
Out of stock
Code: 121-213

Cockroach

Health Inspectors beware.

  • Realistic plastic cockroach.
  • 4.5cm.
  • Ages 3 and up.

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Tarantula
£1.50
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Out of stock
Code: 121-215

Tarantula

Bite me! A gruesome spider which is ideal for a Halloween favour.

  • Plastic spider 26cm across.
  • Ten legs!
  • Elastic to hang it up.

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Glow-Maggots
£1.49
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Out of stock
Code: 121-060

Glo-Maggots

Extremely repulsive lavae.

  • 8 sticky, tacky, stretchy, translucent maggots.
  • 3cm long.
  • Glow in the dark.
  • Ages 3 yrs and up.

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Stretchable Spider Web
£0.99
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Get 3 for the price of 2
Web Price: £0.99 + P&P Get 3 for the price of 2
Out of stock
Code: 121-140

Spider Web

The more you stretch the fibres the better it looks.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard.
  • Keep away from open flames.
  • Includes black plastic spider.
  • Can be stretched down 1m and across approx. 2m.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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Rat 10cm squeaky
£1.25
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Out of stock
Code: 121-207

Rat 10cm

Put him somewhere unexpected for a fearful scream.

  • Plastic black rat.
  • 10cm tall.
  • Squeaking.

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Giant Rat
£13.95
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Web Price: £13.95 + P&P
Out of stock
Code: 121-290

Giant Black Rat

We've got rats the size of cats!

  • Huge soft plastic rat filled with foam material.
  • 27cm tall standing up and 59 cm long lying down.
  • Assorted standing up or lying down, we are not able to specify which you will receive.
  • Biscuits not included.

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Fake Frogs with Squeak
£1.50
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Web Price: £1.50 + P&P
Out of stock
Code: 121-221

Fake Frog

Amphibian Fun and Frolics. Now say that fast three times.

  • Assorted designs, we can not specify which style you will receive.
  • Plastic frog with squeak,
  • Roughly 7.5cm.
  • Ages 3 and up.

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Giant Web
£1.75
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Web Price: £1.75 + P&P
Out of stock
Code: 340-105

Giant Spiders Web with 4 spiders

A large pack of spiders' web with four spiders.

  • Fibres - Choking Hazard.
  • Keep away from open flames.
  • Includes 4 black plastic spiders.
  • Can be stretched to 225 square feet.
  • Works well on rough surfaces, cannot cling to smooth surfaces.

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